Kids claim to be such big fans of Mickey Mouse, but you don't see them with an icechest full of Capri Sun tailgating for Disney On Ice.

2: I no want to eat pasta! It too spicy! Me: Oh ok then 2: I no wan watch Mickey Mouse he too spicy! Me: huh? 2: NO BATH TIME BATH TOO SPICY

I wish dreams were like Chatroulette and you could just click "Next" when you see a guy in a Mickey Mouse costume jerking off.

I wonder if any Disney managers ever start a meeting off with "What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are we running around here?"