Another airplane joke Not sure if this is already here or not: Obama, Michelle Obama, and Oprah are on a plane. Obama says, 'I'm the President, I'm so rich, and have so much money, I can throw 1 million dollars out and make 1 million people happy.' Michelle Obama said, 'Well since I'm your wife, I can throw 2 million out of this plane and make 2 million people happy.' Oprah said, 'I have my own talk show and give stuff everyday, so I can throw 4 million dollars out of this plane and make 4 milli…

Airplanes and Black people The president the first lady and Oprah are all riding in a plane. They were discussing who could make the most people happy. Michelle Obama said ""I can toss down a dollar and make a person happy."" Oprah scoffed and said, ""I can throw down ten dollars and make ten people happy."" Barack Obama laughs and says ""I can throw down 100 dollars and make 100 people happy."" The pilot turns around and says, ""I can throw 3 black people out the window and make everybody happy…

When Trump visited the White House before his presidency... He asked then president Obama how he managed to run two successful terms. "Simple", Obama replied, "Just get an intelligent wife" "How do I know my wife is intelligent?" Trump asked. "Just ask her intelligent questions and if she answers correctly, then you know she is intelligent". Obama then called Michelle and asked "Darling, your parents have a child, the child is neither your sister nor your brother, who is the child?" "The c…

Remember when President-Elect Trump said immigrants were going to take our jobs? It's all true! Just ask Michelle Obama!