Reason for Divorce The other day at work I ran into Tom. We chatted over lunch and he dropped a bombshell on me. ""Rodney,"" he said, ""Becky and I are going to get a divorce."" I was stunned. ""Why? What happened, you two seem so happy together."" ""Well,"" he said, ""ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, running around at all hours of the night and more. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical m…

another sarah and moishe Sarah has to get some minor surgery or other but it's going to require shaving. Down there. Sara says no one but my husband moishe is shaving me there. Doctor gets Moishe, explains the situation, gives him a can of shaving cream and a disposable razor. Moishe takes the can, carefully applies the shaving cream, then picks up the disposable razor. He looks at his objective for a minute, at the razor, back to his objective, perplexed. He says, 'Hey, Sarah. Go like this! [ma…

A couple are out having dinner They are in the middle of their meal when a gorgeous young woman walks up to the table, kisses him on the cheek, and says, "See you later, sweetie." The wife is furious. "Who was that?" That was Giselle. She's my mistress." "That's it. I've suspected for a long time, but to have her come up like that is too much. I want a divorce." "Honey, stop and think about it for a minute. I love you, and I want to stay together. She's just a harmless bit of fun. And you r…

It was only three times... promise. Sam was very ill and it looked like the end might be approaching so he calls his wife Becky near. Sam says to her, "Becky, I was wondering - have you ever cheated on me?" Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..." "Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..." "Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..." "Three? Well, when were they?" he asked. "Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you reall…