😄 A rich guy and a poor guy are discussing what to get for their wives' birthdays. Rich guy: I am goi...

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A rich guy and a poor guy are discussing what to get for their wives' birthdays. Rich guy: I am going to get my wife a Porsche and a diamond ring.

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