Hadji becomes ill... Hadji is new to America, and after a few months, he becomes very ill. He visits several doctors, but none are able to help him. Finally, he finds a doctor from his homeland. The doctor says, ""Take dis bucket, go home. Piss in de bucket. Den turn around and shit in de bucket. After dat, lean down, put your head over de bucket, and breathe deeply for an hour."" Confused, but so miserable that he'll try anything, Hadji goes home and follows the instructions. Sure enough, he fe…

Offended woman A woman on a bus overheard a man, obviously a foreigner, talking to his companion while he said, “Emma coma first, I coma next, two assa coma together, I coma again, two assa coma together again, I coma once-a-more, den pee-pee twice, den I coma for da lasta time.” The woman, disgusted by the filthy language, and noting a policeman sitting ahead of her said, “Sir can you arrest this man, or at least give him a warning?” “For what?,” asked the policeman, “for spelling Mississipp…

America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital.

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