Offended woman A woman on a bus overheard a man, obviously a foreigner, talking to his companion while he said, “Emma coma first, I coma next, two assa coma together, I coma again, two assa coma together again, I coma once-a-more, den pee-pee twice, den I coma for da lasta time.” The woman, disgusted by the filthy language, and noting a policeman sitting ahead of her said, “Sir can you arrest this man, or at least give him a warning?” “For what?,” asked the policeman, “for spelling Mississippi?”