World Organization Baseball Game What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game? Europe!

A Frenchman, an Italian and a Bulgarian were on a trans-continental flight over Europe. ""Aha!"" exclaims the Frenchman. ""We're over my homeland of France right now!"" The other two asked him how he knows - ""If you do some simple math it's easy to figure out."" A while passes ""Aha!"" exclaims Italian ""NOW we're approaching my hometown."" When asked how he knows he says ""I know those mountains down there like the back of my hand!"" Some more goes by and the Bulgarian shouts ""Aha! We just pa…

Four mid-life friends meet up once a year. This year they decide to meet in the bar that was once their local for an evening of drinking and catching up. Jack heads to the bar to get the first round in. Steve A starts the conversation. ""So hows the family guys? My son is doing quite well, airline pilot! The other day he took his new squeeze to Jamaica, his third holiday in 3 months.."" Steve B leans in and scoffs at the idea. ""My lad is in banking. Just bought his other half a yacht. Planning …

My Socials Teacher just posted this long Potato Pun A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, And finally they got married, and had a little sweet Potato, which they Called 'Yam.' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots Yam said not to worry, no…