The tragedy of Jack & Jill is they went *up* the hill to get water. You get water from the *bottom* of a hill. Stupidity killed them.#And#Jill0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Tonite on House Hunters: Jill wants 4 bedrooms, granite countertops and a home spa. Bob wants to be stabbed in the driveway.#Jill#House Hunters0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Each one of us has a secret. My secret is that I can't keep a secret. Also Jill is a lesbian.#Jill#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jack & Jill went up the hill, for a bit of privacy. Jill lifted her dress, to Jack's distress there was something there she hadn't confessed#And#Jill#Jacks0🔗 ShareWhatsApp