Philosophy Convention All the world's greatest philosophers are gathering in France for the largest philosophy convention ever. Socrates, Descartes, Kant, etc have all made their way to Paris and checked into their rooms. Aristotle's invitation was lost in the time-travel post office and he didn't get the invitation until much later. When he finally arrives, he asks the front desk for his room but, unfortunately, no rooms are available. Struck by this, Aristotle asks Socrates if he wouldn't mind…

When Aristotle hits on women Hey baby, do you have an imm Hey baby, do you have an immovable place to stand on? Because I have a pole of sufficient length and I want you to feel the earth move! Edit: TIL It's actually Archemedes' pick up line! Courtesy of Magnum 314

Kids' thoughts. I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? --Age 15 Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money. --Age 13 It sure would be nice if we got a day off for the president's birthday, like they do for the queen. Of course, then we would have a lot of people voting for a candidate …

Plato and Aristotle were in the music room of the Academy in Athens. Plato was at the piano, and Aristotle was holding a small lute in his hands. ""Plato, do you know the unpredictability and exactitude of ethics and reflective philosophical hermeneutics require phronesis as an ontological counterpoint to peripatetic conjecture?"" ""No,"" Plato replied. ""But if you play a few bars, I may be able to pick it up.""