So I met this girl at a party. Kate. She's really awesome and about as gorgeous as they come. Anyway#Kate0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[3rd date] Kate: You wanna come back to mine for coffee? Ian: Sure! Kate: Have you got any condoms? Ian: Do you not know how to make coffee?#Kate#Ian0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Kate on Facebook can't believe the ordacity of some people. I can't believe the audacity of people who use big words that they can't spell.#Kate#Facebook0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
WIFE: I'm tired of you living in a fantasy world ME: *imagining she's Kate Upton* You always say that, Kate WIFE: Who is Kate? WHO IS KATE?#Kate Upton#Kate Wife#Kate#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Doctor: "Well, Mrs Jones, you are eating for two now!" Kate: "I'm pregnant?!" Doctor: "No. You have a tapeworm."#Mrs Jones#Kate#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp