Who called it the NHL instead of the Just Ice League

I got a random wrong number call from a ""Blus Halilovec"" in California this afternoon. I pick up my phone--caller ID says it's someone from California called ""Blus Halilovec."" Before I can even say hello, this guy it slurring this long, drunken story about how he was kicked out of a bar while watching the NHL Winter Classic today, and could I come and give him a ride home? I try to say No, but the dude won't let me get in a word edgewise. He keeps calling me Lewis, too. Finally, he pauses af…

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NHL Stanley Cup Playoff Game 7 It's game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at centre ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. ""No,"" says the neighbour. ""The seat is empty."" ""This is incredible,"" said the man. ""Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?"" The neighbour says, ""Well actually the seat belongs to me. I w…