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I got a random wrong number call from a ""Blus Halilovec"" in California this afternoon. I pick up my phone--caller ID says it's someone from California called ""Blus Halilovec."" Before I can even say hello, this guy it slurring this long, drunken story about how he was kicked out of a bar while watching the NHL Winter Classic today, and could I come and give him a ride home? I try to say No, but the dude won't let me get in a word edgewise. He keeps calling me Lewis, too. Finally, he pauses after asking, ""Do you know who won game?"" I decided to let him off easy and said, ""This ain't Lewis, Blus.""

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