Grammar is: 1. How we structure our sentences. 2. Grandpa's wife. Some of you will pick number two.

"You know, your ex-wife was trash! I never liked her." "We're still married, Grandma." "She's such a lovely girl."

Sorry my seductive strip tease to Janet Jackson's Black Cat blew your Grandma's pacemaker and caused your Mom to divorce your Dad.

Told my husband the best way to get help at Home Depot is to wear yoga pants, but I dunno. It doesn't seem to work as well for him.