Steve, Bruce and Jed are working on a telephone tower, when Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, ""Someone should go and tell his wife."" Jed says, ""OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."" Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer. Bruce says, ""Where did you get that, Jed?"" ""Steve's wife gave it to me,"" Jed replies. ""That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"" Well…

Bruce the Aussie bloke walks into a dusty old bar deep in the outback. To everyone's surprise he has a five meter salty -- a crocodile -- on a leash. ""Roit!"" he exclaims. ""I'll bet everyone here that I can have my mate here"" -- gesturing to the crocodile -- ""clamp down on my donger for a full minute. If I do it, everyone has to buy me a beer."" The bar patrons look around at each other, and finally shrug their agreement. So Bruce drops his trousers, and immediately the crocodile clamps down…

At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various Brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference. Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: ""In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a Bladdy Fosters, mate."" Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: ""In the States, we brew the finest beers in the world, and I make the King of them all gimme a Bud."" Hans steps up next: ""In Germany ve invented das beer, verdamt. Give me ei…

Typical vaguely racist bar joke [xpost r/forwardsfromgrandma] At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various Brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference. Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a Bladdy Fosters, mate." Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers in the world, and I make the King of them all gimme a Bud." Hans steps up…