Two Newfie brothers are looking for a job... The first brother walks in and the recruiter asks "What do you do?" The Newfie replied "I'm a diesel fitter" and the recruiter says "Excellent, we can put you to work straight away in the oil fields." Excited, he goes and tells his brother he has a job. His brother walks in and the recruiter asks him the same question, to which the Newfie replied "I makes women's panties" and the recruiter said "excuse me?" Newfie says "yes by, I makes women's pantie…

Two brothers lived together with their grandmother and her cat. The first brother went on a business trip, and when he arrived at his destination, he checked into his hotel, and called his brother at home. ""I made it safe and sound"" he said. ""How is everything?"" ""Bad"" said the second brother. ""The cat is dead."" ""WHAT?!? How could you be so insensitive to tell me like that?"" The first brother exclaimed. ""You could have broken it to me slowly by saying the cat is on the roof, but you've…

3 Brothers immigrate to America and open a convenience store. Each of them can only speak 1 sentence of English. The eldest can only say ""Maybe, maybe not."" The second can say only ""One dollar-fifty."" The youngest, ""If you don't, somebody else will!"" A customer walks into the store, and takes a magazine from the display rack to the counter and asks ""is this for sale?"" The first brother replies ""maybe, maybe not."" Annoyed, he tries phrasing it differently; ""can I buy this or not?"" The…

Two Newfie brothers, Bob and Tom, go to the unemployment office one day. After hours of standing in line, Bob is called in to speak with a social worker. The social worker asks him ""What is your occupation?"" Bob replies ""I'm a diesel fitter."" The social worker informs Bob that she just happens to know of a trucking company that is hiring for this position. He can start in one week and his salary is $40,000 per year. Ecstatic, he runs out of her office and tells Tom that the social worker fou…