Two Newfie brothers, Bob and Tom, go to the unemployment office one day. After hours of standing in line, Bob is called in to speak with a social worker. The social worker asks him ""What is your occupation?"" Bob replies ""I'm a diesel fitter."" The social worker informs Bob that she just happens to know of a trucking company that is hiring for this position. He can start in one week and his salary is $40,000 per year. Ecstatic, he runs out of her office and tells Tom that the social worker fou…