A couple are walking in St. Petersburg square on Christmas Eve. They start to feel some light precipitation "I think it's raining" says the man "No it's snowing" replies the woman. "How about we ask this communist officer here?" "He is always right" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?" "Definitely raining" officer Rudolph replies before walking off. The man turns to his wife and says. "See? Rudolph the red knows rain, dear"

A man and his wife are walking through St. Petersburg, USSR They feel a slight precipitation. ""Must be rain"" the man says. ""No, it's snow."" says his wife. After arguing about the precipitation, the man decides to ask a third party. They stop a patrolling policeman, Officer Rudolph. ""Excuse me Officer Rudolph, is this rain or snow?"" the man asks ""It is rain, comrade."" Officer Rudolph answers. The man turns to his wife and says ""See? Rudolph the red knows rain, dear.""

A Russian couple walks down a street in Moscow when the man feels a drop hit his nose. ""I think it's raining,"" he says to his wife. ""No, that feels like snow to me, dear,"" she replies. Just then, a minor communist party official walks towards them. ""Let's not fight about it,"" the man says. ""Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."" ""It's raining, of course"" Comrade Rudolph says and walks on. But the woman insists, ""I know that felt like snow."" To which th…

Always trust the soviet weather man. A couple were visiting an art gallery in soviet St. Petersburg when they looked out of the window and saw the weather starting to look quite cloudy. The wife turned to her husband and said ""We should get back to the hotel,I think its going to snow!"" Before her husband could reply their tour guide leaned over and said ""Don't worry, it will only rain, definitely no snow!"" So they continued on their tour. At the next window they came to the wife looked outsi…