Always trust the soviet weather man. A couple were visiting an art gallery in soviet St. Petersburg when they looked out of the window and saw the weather starting to look quite cloudy. The wife turned to her husband and said ""We should get back to the hotel,I think its going to snow!"" Before her husband could reply their tour guide leaned over and said ""Don't worry, it will only rain, definitely no snow!"" So they continued on their tour. At the next window they came to the wife looked outside and said ""I am sure that I can see it starting to snow, we really should head back to the hotel!"" But again the tour guide stepped in and said ""no,no, no that is not snow, simply some rain!"" So the husband persuaded his wife to continue on with the tour. However the next time they came to a window the wife turned to the tour guide, Rudolph, and said ""Comrade, surely you can see the flakes of snow?"" and again he replied ""No, it is only rain!"" So the wife turned to her husband and whispered ""He can't be right, we have to cut this short and get back to the hotel!"" The husband mulled this over before finally replying ""I know it looks like snow but I am sure Rudolph the red knows rain dear!""