WIFE: this year, can you put the santa presents out for the kids christmas morning? GUY WHO NEVER FOUND OUT SANTA CLAUS ISN'T REAL: what

Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas! This is what Santa Clause says when he sees your wife, mother and sister together in the same room.

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. ""I think it's raining,"" he said to his wife. ""No, that felt more like snow to me,"" she replied. ""No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said."" Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. ""Let's not fight about i…

A man and his wife are walking through St. Petersburg, USSR They feel a slight precipitation. ""Must be rain"" the man says. ""No, it's snow."" says his wife. After arguing about the precipitation, the man decides to ask a third party. They stop a patrolling policeman, Officer Rudolph. ""Excuse me Officer Rudolph, is this rain or snow?"" the man asks ""It is rain, comrade."" Officer Rudolph answers. The man turns to his wife and says ""See? Rudolph the red knows rain, dear.""