Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas! This is what Santa Clause says when he sees your wife, mother and sister together in the same room.

A Russian couple was walking down the streets of Saint Petersburg on Christmas Eve And they felt a slight precipitation on their heads. ""I think its raining"" says the man ""No its snowing"" says the woman ""How about we ask this communist officer here? He is always right!"" The man exclaims. ""Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"" ""Definitely raining"" he said before walking away. The man turns to his wife and says with a smile. ""See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!""

A Couple is Walking in East Berlin on Christmas Eve... A couple is walking in East Berlin on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation. ""I think it's raining,"" says the man. ""No, it's snowing,"" replies the woman. ""How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!"" exclaims the main. ""Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing? ""Definitely raining,"" Officer Rudolph replies before walking off. The man turns to his wife with a smile. ""See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, …

Do you know how we know that Santa Claus is married? Because he only comes once a year! Merry Christmas. P.S. I'm sure this joke has been told somewhere but just in case someone hasn't heard it.