An Old Man Gets An Urgent Phone Call From His Wife While Driving Home A senior citizen called her husband during his drive home. ""Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 90. Please be careful!"" Herman replied, ""It's not just one car. There's hundreds of them!""

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway his car phone rang. Answering he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him ""Herman I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"" ""Hell"" said Herman ""It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!""

Wife: We need to go to the store. We're out of milk. Me: We can wait a few days. Wife: We're out of beer. Me: *dives in the car*

[car dealership] WIFE: let me do the talking, ur a terrible negotiator SALESMAN: u can drive off with this car for 18k ME: we'll double that