Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?,"Because his name is Hov, OH H-to-the-O-V#Jay0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jay Z and Beyonce had a 4 million dollar dinner with Obama.... Wtf did they eat? Fresh dinosaur?#Jay#Beyonce#Obama#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jay-Z's voice is so beautiful. I wish he rapped about stuff I cared about.#Jay#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The most dire of Jay-Z's 99 problems is his inability to properly delegate minor problems.#Jay#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I met Jay-Z in '09 and he said "Meet my fiance, Beyonce" and I was like "That rhymes, you should rap!" and we laughed and he sold me crack.#Jay#Beyonce0🔗 ShareWhatsApp