I put an ad in Craigslist for a muscular blonde with strong arms, excessive body hair and a thick British accent so I'm dating Madonna now.

How many blonde jokes exist? How many blonde jokes exist? One. This one. The rest are all true.

Hoping there hasn't been one in a while, but blonde joke thread. How do you drown a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth.