"BUT WE'RE DATING!" the blonde screams, "I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND." "You were" Hefner chuckles. "Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

Met someone on Craigslist, guess I'm dating a grill now.

Blonde Cookbook! MONDAY: The recipe for today is angel food cake. You have to beat 12 eggs separately, so I'm lucky the neighbors had some extra bowls to let me borrow. TUESDAY: Fruit salad supper, serve without dressing. I didn't get dressed at all, as per recipe, and what a surprise when my boyfriend brought his friends home for supper. WEDNESDAY: Rice pilaf, wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. I took a good bath and washed very thoroughly, even between my toes. The taste of the rice was…

Blonde Breakfast Dilemma A man watches as his blonde girlfriend comes downstairs to make breakfast. At first she attempts to lift the stove, struggles, and sighs. Next she tries lifting the microwave, again to no avail. Finally she lifts the toaster and smiles, makes toast and eats her breakfast. This goes on for a couple of days before her boyfriend finally asks what in the world is going on. The blonde replies, ""My new medication doesn't allow me to operate heavy machinery and the toaster is …