Giving the devil his due One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Obama…

Hitchhiking *Ted stopped on the side of the road after seeing a hitchhiker.* * **Hitchhiker:** Hello there. Is the city far? * **Ted:** No. * **Hitchhiker:** May I get in your car? * **Ted:** Yes. *After a couple of hours of driving in silence...* * **Hitchhiker:** Is the city far? * **Ted:** Yes, now it is.

Obama died joke One day in the future, Barrack Obama has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Ob…

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