Son, do we have any dop Ted? son: what's a "dop Ted"? dad: you are, you are adopted!! son: ... Nice one dad. dad: I'm not your dad. (Dad joke at its finest, credit: Kris Wilson)

Ted: "Dad, why don't I have a middle name?" Dad: "Actually son, Ted is your middle name. Your first name is Adop"

Why did Ted Cruz's father assassinate JFK? To get to the other side!

Donald Trump was at a campaign rally when a little girl told him she had a riddle for him... Trump agreed to hear the riddle and the girl said, ""You are your mother's son who is not your brother, Who are you?"" Trump answered, ""I'll figure that out and tell you the next time we see you"" Later, Trump still couldn't figure it out, so he called Bill O'Reilly and asked, ""Bill, here is a riddle. You are your mother's son who is not your brother, who are you"" Bill replied, ""That's easy, it's me"…