😄 Ted: "Dad, why don't I have a middle name?" Dad: "Actually son, Ted is your middle name. Your first ...

Why did Ted Cruz's father assassinate JFK? To get to the other side!

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'How I Met Your Mother'- is definitely The longest TED talk ever!

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"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.

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As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"

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