'How I Met Your Mother'- is definitely The longest TED talk ever!#Ted#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Ted: "Dad, why don't I have a middle name?" Dad: "Actually son, Ted is your middle name. Your first name is Adop"#Ted#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Ted Cruz's father assassinate JFK? To get to the other side!#Ted#Cruzs#Jfk#Parents+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.#Dating#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp