Son, do we have any dop Ted?","son: what's a ""dop Ted""? dad: you are, you are adopted!! son: ... Nice one dad. dad: I'm not your dad. (Dad joke at its finest credit: Kris Wilson)

Bit of a dad joke - trains in jail Q. Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned? A. Because of their loco motives

Dad Jokes anyone! Little Johnny: Will you marry me? Susie: You have to ask my father first. Little Johnny: (later) Well, I asked him. Susie: And what did he say? Little Johnny: He said he’s already married.

Dad joke **Dad:** Whaddya got there son? **Son:** Soy milk. **Dad:** Hola milk, soy tu padre