Some funny pick up lines
Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes.
If your left leg is Halloween, and your right leg is Christmas, CAN I COME IN BETWEEN HOLIDAYS?
My love for you is like diarrhea, i just can't hold it in.
If i said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?
Nice legs...what time do they open?
Um…I have a lotta money.
Hey baby, did you just break wind? Cause you're blowing me away.
Hey. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you
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