A little boy with a speech impediment goes trick or treating as a pirate... He gets to the first house and an old lady answers the door. She says, ""Well aren't you cute. Who are you dressed as?"" He replies, ""I'm a birate! I got my barrot, my bword and my batch!"" , pointing to the stuffed parrot on his shoulder, waving his sword and pointing to his eye patch respectively. The old lady throws some candy in his bag and wishes him a good night. He heads to the next house. A man answers. ""Trick …

A kid with no ears and a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate for Halloween.. He knocks on the door and yells, "" 'Rick or 'Rea""! A home owner with a peg leg comes out and says, ""Oh, what are you?"" The kid says, ""I'm a 'irate!"" ""An 'irate?"" the home owner asks. ""Oh a pirate! Well where's your buccaneers?"" The kid points to the sides of his head and says, ""Righ' here! Where's your buckin' leg?""

Yet *another* pirate joke A young boy dressed as a pirate for Halloween and was happily trick-or-treating when he came upon this one house. He rang the bell and an older woman opened the door. ""Oh my,"" she said. ""What a fearsome pirate. But tell me, please, where are your buccaneers?"" The little boy sighed and said, ""Under my buccin' hat, lady. Where are your buccin' eyes?""

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