Yet *another* pirate joke A young boy dressed as a pirate for Halloween and was happily trick-or-treating when he came upon this one house. He rang the bell and an older woman opened the door. ""Oh my,"" she said. ""What a fearsome pirate. But tell me, please, where are your buccaneers?"" The little boy sighed and said, ""Under my buccin' hat, lady. Where are your buccin' eyes?""