Talking Dog A woman walks into the store and sees a flyer. ""Talking Dog Looking for a New Home. $10"" The woman thinks ""this is interesting, I should go check it out."" So she goes to the address listed and asks to see the dog. The owner brings her to the back yard where a black Lab is sitting in front of a dog house. The woman goes up and says Hi. ""Hello, how are you?"" says the dog in perfect English. ""Wow, you can talk!"" the woman says. ""Yes,"" says the dog. ""I learned how to talk when…

In honor of Veterans day I give you this.. A General retired after 35 years and realized a life-long dream of buying a bird-hunting estate in South Dakota. He invited an old friend to visit for a week of pheasant-shooting. The friend was in awe of the General's new bird dog, ''Sarge''. The dog could point, flush and retrieve with the very best, and the friend offered to buy the dog at any price. The General declined, saying that Sarge was the very best bird dog he had ever owned and that he woul…

An American soldier and two miners are on a helicopter. The miners are carrying iron ore and the American soldier is carrying bombs to a special facility. The soldier looks at the altimeter and sees that they are going down. He tells the miners this and they all agree to throw three sacks full of each's cargo. They all throw it over and land a few hours later at a nearby helipad. While the soldier is driving the bombs to the facility, he sees a little girl crying. He asks her why she is crying, …

The Three Kingdoms (Redux) Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these three kingdoms had fought over an island centered at the middle of the lake. Over the years, the kingdoms had shed much blood and made many sacrifices in order to have control over the immense beauty and bountiful resources inherent in the small island; however no kingdom has managed to gain complete control over the land for very long. These kingdoms had resorted to prayi…