After inspecting his Mexican hotel room, an American tourist marched straight down to the hotel reception to complain. Wiping the sweat from his brow, he said: "My room has got a large fan at the back, and two huge grills from wall to wall. It's like an oven in there!" A hotel mini-bar allows you to see into the future and what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2020. Rich Hall A man asked the hotel receptionist for a wake-up call. Next morning, she rang and said: "What are you doing with your life?"