A deer was trying to cross a busy road but the traffic was very heavy. After he had been trying unsuccessfully for five minutes, a bear walked past and said: "Excuse me, there's a zebra crossing a bit further along the road." The deer replied: "Well, I hope he's having better luck than I am!" Have you ever seen a butcher unloading the delivery van? They get out the side of a cow. Where's the other side? Is there a cow still grazing in a field with a side missing? Lee Evans