Lee Evans Jokes

George and Dave were playing golf when George sliced his shot into a deep wooded gully. Taking his eight-iron, he clambered down the embankment in search of his ball. After spending ten minutes hacking at the undergrowth, he suddenly spotted something glistening among the leaves. As he got closer, he could see that it was an eight-iron in the hands of a human skeleton. George immediately called up to Dave: "Hey, Dave, I've made a shocking discovery!" "What's up?" shouted Dave. "Bring me my wedge…

Did you hear about the guy who cooked a casserole from hyena meat and Oxo cubes? He made himself a laughing stock. I love restaurants, but they always boast about home cooking. I don't want home cooking. That's why I'm here, 'cos I don't like the shit at home! Lee Evans

A deer was trying to cross a busy road but the traffic was very heavy. After he had been trying unsuccessfully for five minutes, a bear walked past and said: "Excuse me, there's a zebra crossing a bit further along the road." The deer replied: "Well, I hope he's having better luck than I am!" Have you ever seen a butcher unloading the delivery van? They get out the side of a cow. Where's the other side? Is there a cow still grazing in a field with a side missing? Lee Evans