Alex wants to celebrate his wifeâs birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says: Letâs put, âyou are not getting older you are getting betterâ. The salesman asks, âHow do you want me to put it?â Alex says, Well put âYou are not getting olderâ, at the top and You are getting betterâ at the bottom. The real fun didnât start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake: âYou are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottomâ.