Alex: A ship that has sunk What is my relationship? Alex: No sorry tha- [glares at wife] I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

Law Interpretation Alex failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor. Alex: Sir, Can I ask you one question? Professor: Yes. Alex: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an ""A"" grading. Professor agreed. Alex asked: What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical? Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give The student an answer, and ther…

Suite 103 **There is no TL;DR to this joke. You have to read the whole thing in order to fully comprehend the joke.** The scotch wasn't going down easily today, but that didn't make pouring some more any more difficult for Adam. The phone call he had received three days earlier kept replaying in his mind over and over again. She was out of town for a press conference. ""I can't not go, honey. I was the lead designer for the prototype. Who else is going to announce and describe its features?"" Ad…

A young man was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor. A guy came running. He shouted: "Alex, your daughter Sweety is badly injured in accident". Not knowing what to do, the young man jumped from his office window in panic to go as-early-as-possible. While coming down when he was near tenth floor, he remembered he had no daughter named Sweety. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Alex.