Mr. Trump, what will you do as President? TRUMP: I'll outlaw shredded cheese and only sell blocks Why? TRUMP: To make America grate again

It's weird that America has never had a bald eagle president but Australia has had several kangaroo prime ministers (I assume).

Clinton and Trump now enter the part of the election where they each have to spend a week looking after an egg with "America" written on it.

I can't wait to start blaming the GOP for everything wrong in America not being magically fixed upon their election to office.