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If you had bought $1,000 worth of Lehman Brothers shares in 2007, a year later they would have been worth nothing. If you had purchased $1,000 worth of AIG shares in 2007, a year later they would have been worth around $30. If you had invested $1,000 in Delta Airlines in 2007, a year later it would have been worth around $49. If you had bought $1,000 worth of beer, drunk it all, then taken the empty cans to an aluminium recycling plant, you would have received $214. So based on the above statist

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Once X asked Y, “What is the secret behind your happy married life?” Y said, “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.” X asked, “Can you explain?” Y said, “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each others decisions.” Still not convinced, X asked Y “Give me some examples” Y said, “Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to

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