World Trade Center Jokes

I discovered that time travel IS possible after all... --- I walked into a store, was about to make a purchase, and got told that ""we don't accept credit cards."" --- I didn't need a DeLorean or any fancy time machine; I just had to walk through an enchanted door! So I told her, > Oh, then I KNOW THE FUTURE. Do your family & friends work at the World Trade Center in NY? You NEED to tell them to call in sick to work on September 11, 2001, and you'll endear them to you for the rest of your…

The World Trade Center had a Speed-Reading club they went thru fifty stories in thirty seconds

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center? Two large plains

I am the janitor of the World Trade center back in 2001 - AmA Edit: Wow this *blew* up.

The 30th anniversary of 9/11 It's the 30th anniversary of the attacks on the World Trade Center, a father and his 12 year old son are walking through New York City, looking at all of the plaques and memorials and that signified what happened on that day. They walk up to the One World Trade Center memorial building and the son looks at a specific plaque and says, ""Dad, what is this?"" The Dad responds, ""Well son, about 30 years ago a terrible thing happened. A few bad guys from the Middle East …

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry? It had a plane to catch.

If the World Trade Center was in India.... Would the terrorist attack be on 7/11?

Papa Johns delivered to the World Trade Center on 9/11... They were 2 large plains.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?,"Whatever it is its heading straight for the World Trade Center.

What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center? A plane bagel.

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center? "Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center? Two large plains.

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center? San Diego.

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled? He made the World Trade Center disappear.

What do Hillary Clinton and the World Trade Center have in common? Both collapsed on 9/11 after becoming overheated.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, its heading straight for the World Trade Center.