I discovered that time travel IS possible after all... --- I walked into a store, was about to make a purchase, and got told that ""we don't accept credit cards."" --- I didn't need a DeLorean or any fancy time machine; I just had to walk through an enchanted door! So I told her, > Oh, then I KNOW THE FUTURE. Do your family & friends work at the World Trade Center in NY? You NEED to tell them to call in sick to work on September 11, 2001, and you'll endear them to you for the rest of your life, I PROMISE! > Oh, and invest in Apple shares. Sell them in September 2012. You'll never regret that 'cause you'll retire early off of them.