Winnipeg Jokes

What do you call tubing in Winnipeg? Mani-tubing

A man goes to a brothel. The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you sir?" she asked. The man replied, "I wan to see Valerie." "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else" said the madam. He replied, "No, I must see Valerie." Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charge…

A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says, "Sometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down here." The man says, "No problem. I'm from Winnipeg." So the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 100, and the humidity up to 80. He then goes back to the Winnipeg man to see how he's doing. To the devil's surprise, the man is doing just fine. "No problem...just like Winnipeg in June," the man says. So the …

A man goes to a brothel. The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified

Once there was a viola player who was second chair in the Winnipeg Symphony. He met a genie, who promised him three wishes. For his first wish he asked to be a better musician, and he became first chair. For his second wish, he asked to be an even better musician, and he became first viola in the Berlin Symphony. For his third wish, he wished to be an even better musician, and he ended up playing second violin in the Winnipeg Symphony!