New Brunswick Jokes

The Brothel... The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg, Canada and saw a dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. ""May I help you sir?"" she asked.The man replied, ""I want to see Valerie.""""Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else"" said the madam.He replied, ""No, I must see Valerie.""Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out…

A man goes to a brothel. The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you sir?" she asked. The man replied, "I wan to see Valerie." "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else" said the madam. He replied, "No, I must see Valerie." Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charge…

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick? I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.