Willie Nelson Jokes

Did you hear Willie Nelson got run over? He was playing on the road again.

A woman walks into a tattoo parlour. 'Do you do custom work?' she asks the artist. 'Why of course!' 'Good. I'd like a portrait of Robert Redford on the inside of my right thigh, and a portrait of Paul Newman on the inside of my left thigh.' 'No problem,' says the artist. 'Strip from the waist down and get up on the table.' After two hours of hard work, the artist finishes. The woman sits up and examines the tattoos. 'That doesn't look like them!' she complains loudly. 'Oh yes it does,' the artis…

A woman wants to get her two favorite actors tattooed on her legs. A woman walks into a tattoo parlor and explains to the artist that her two favorite actors from her youth are Paul Newman and Robert Redford, and she'd like to get their faces tattooed on each one of her thighs. After a price is negotiated, she gets in the chair and the tattoo artist goes to work. After a few hours he finishes both tattoos, however the woman is not entirely satisfied with the job. "The one on the left looks lik…

The Sting Old joke here A lady saw The Sting and was smitten by Paul Newman and Robert Redford. She went to a tattoo parlor to get their likenesses put on her inner thighs. After the tattoo artist finished the job he handed her a mirror to see the images. She didn't think they were good and told the artist. He told her to get a second opinion. She went out to the sidewalk in front of the parlor and approached a drunk. She lifted her skirt and asked him if the tattoo looked like Robert R…

Willie Nelson has been hospitalized after being struck by a car today. He was playing on the road again.

What's the worst possible thing to hear while you're blowing Willie Nelson? "I'm not Willie Nelson." — David Sadaris

What is the worst thing you can hear while blowing Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson.

Did you hear Willie Nelson died? He was playing on the road again.

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? 'I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson? "I'm not Willie Nelson."

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson? "I'm not Willie Nelson."

What is the worst thing you could hear after giving Willie Nelson a blow job? "I'm not really Willie Nelson"

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? "I'm not Willie Nelson."

Did you hear that Willie Nelson died? He got hit by a car. He was playing On The Road Again.