What's the worst possible thing to hear while you're blowing Willie Nelson? "I'm not Willie Nelson." — David Sadaris

What is the worst thing you can hear while blowing Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson.

Did you hear Willie Nelson died? He was playing on the road again.

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? 'I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald