What's the worst possible thing to hear while you're blowing Willie Nelson? "I'm not Willie Nelson." — David Sadaris

Did you hear Willie Nelson died? He was playing on the road again.

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? 'I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson? "I'm not Willie Nelson."