Paul Newman Jokes

Hear about the new bar in town? Pat and Mike are sitting at the bar when Pat says, ""You hear they got this new bar... and you go inside and for half a buck you get a beer, a free lunch and they take you in the back room and get you laid... Mike says, ""Now wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Do you mean to say there's a new bar and you go inside and for a half a buck they give you a beer, a free lunch and they take you in the back room and they get you laid?"" Pat says, ""That's right.…

THE MIDDLE MAN A woman walks in to a tattoo parlor and tells the artist she would like two tatoos, one of Robert Redford on her left upper thigh, and one of Paul Newman on her right thigh. After hours of work the tatoo artist is finished and holds a mirror in between the womans legs for her to view. The woman says,"" I dont know if these really look like Paul & Robert, and I ain't payin for this if it isn't right! "" She tells the artist she will go just outside the buisness and ask someone …

A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks 'Do you do custom work?' 'Why of course!' 'Good. I'd like a portrait of Robert Redford on the inside of my right thigh, and a portrait of Paul Newman on the inside of my left thigh.' 'No problem,' says the artist. 'Strip from the waist down and get up on the table.' After two hours of hard work, the artist finishes. The woman sits up and examines the tattoos. 'That doesn't look like them!' she complains loudly. 'Oh yes it does,' the artist says indign…

A woman walks into a tattoo parlour. 'Do you do custom work?' she asks the artist. 'Why of course!' 'Good. I'd like a portrait of Robert Redford on the inside of my right thigh, and a portrait of Paul Newman on the inside of my left thigh.' 'No problem,' says the artist. 'Strip from the waist down and get up on the table.' After two hours of hard work, the artist finishes. The woman sits up and examines the tattoos. 'That doesn't look like them!' she complains loudly. 'Oh yes it does,' the artis…

A woman wants to get her two favorite actors tattooed on her legs. A woman walks into a tattoo parlor and explains to the artist that her two favorite actors from her youth are Paul Newman and Robert Redford, and she'd like to get their faces tattooed on each one of her thighs. After a price is negotiated, she gets in the chair and the tattoo artist goes to work. After a few hours he finishes both tattoos, however the woman is not entirely satisfied with the job. "The one on the left looks lik…

The Sting Old joke here A lady saw The Sting and was smitten by Paul Newman and Robert Redford. She went to a tattoo parlor to get their likenesses put on her inner thighs. After the tattoo artist finished the job he handed her a mirror to see the images. She didn't think they were good and told the artist. He told her to get a second opinion. She went out to the sidewalk in front of the parlor and approached a drunk. She lifted her skirt and asked him if the tattoo looked like Robert R…