THE MIDDLE MAN A woman walks in to a tattoo parlor and tells the artist she would like two tatoos, one of Robert Redford on her left upper thigh, and one of Paul Newman on her right thigh. After hours of work the tatoo artist is finished and holds a mirror in between the womans legs for her to view. The woman says,"" I dont know if these really look like Paul & Robert, and I ain't payin for this if it isn't right! "" She tells the artist she will go just outside the buisness and ask someone …