USA Jokes — Page 12

Did you know the anthem of the USA is about a Mexican immigrant? The first line is even about how he got in illegally at night: "Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light..."

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What is the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data, the other is a hardware standard.

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Did you know the USA is banning shredded cheese? We are trying to make America grate again!

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What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea? The South Will Rise Again

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics? Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

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Was JFK born in USA? Doubtful, he sounds Kennedyan!

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What do you call Mexicans living in the USA? Illegal aliens. LOL

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Why is the USA so bad at chess? Because they are missing two towers.

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What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A? "You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

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What's the difference between USB and USA? One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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Why the USA get silver in synchronized diving? Because Steele Johnson always comes second.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA? Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What is the difference between the USA and North Korea? One is of them has a great leader!

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Clinton and Trump get in a plane crash, who is saved? The USA

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Whats would happens if you added Hillary Clinton and the USA and subtracted an A? I dont know but it would be Hillary Us.

#Hillary Clinton #Hillary Us #USA #Q&A

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